What If Men Got Pregnant?

Came across this on the net today:

What if MEN got PREGNANT!
~ Maternity leave would last for two years….with full pay.
~There would be a cure for stretch marks.
~Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
~Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
~All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
~Children would be kept in the hospital until potty trained.
~Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
~They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
~Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
~Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
~They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
~Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
~Women would rule the world.

 

So I came up with my version of, “What if my husband got pregnant?”

-Trips to the ER will become as routine as monthly OB-GYN visits

-Eating would be the main distraction from sleeping

-CS would be the only way to deliver babies into this world

-We would have 2 nannies, not for our kids, but for him (even if we couldn’t afford it)

-Driving: “prohibited” from the day he tests positive for pregnancy

-Shaving completely optional

-Most decidedly, we would only have one child

(This post was written in jest, and is in no way intended to offend the person alluded to)

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