What If Men Got Pregnant?
Came across this on the net today:
What if MEN got PREGNANT!
~ Maternity leave would last for two years….with full pay.
~There would be a cure for stretch marks.
~Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
~Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s #1 health problem.
~All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
~Children would be kept in the hospital until potty trained.
~Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
~They wouldn’t think twins were so cute.
~Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
~Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
~They’d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
~Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.
~Women would rule the world.
So I came up with my version of, “What if my husband got pregnant?”
-Trips to the ER will become as routine as monthly OB-GYN visits
-Eating would be the main distraction from sleeping
-CS would be the only way to deliver babies into this world
-We would have 2 nannies, not for our kids, but for him (even if we couldn’t afford it)
-Driving: “prohibited” from the day he tests positive for pregnancy
-Shaving completely optional
-Most decidedly, we would only have one child
(This post was written in jest, and is in no way intended to offend the person alluded to)